If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
[8:18:30 PM] Jarl Ballin: i have it frand
[8:18:31 PM] Jarl Ballin: i have the drink
[8:18:45 PM] Lars M: Yay
[8:19:05 PM] Lars M: Does frand feel less of the jitters?
[8:19:12 PM] Jarl Ballin: I feel like a huge shart will take care of all my problems at once
[8:19:14 PM] Jarl Ballin: but at the same time
[8:19:16 PM] Jarl Ballin: a huge shart
[8:19:29 PM] Lars M: Unfortunately that is not how it works
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.