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Oct 21, 2014
@ 11:30 pm
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xyle:

bookslayer13:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

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Oct 21, 2014
@ 3:30 pm
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effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

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Oct 20, 2014
@ 3:34 am
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baracard:

[8:18:30 PM] Jarl Ballin: i have it frand
[8:18:31 PM] Jarl Ballin: i have the drink

[8:18:45 PM] Lars M: Yay
[8:19:05 PM] Lars M: Does frand feel less of the jitters?

[8:19:12 PM] Jarl Ballin: I feel like a huge shart will take care of all my problems at once
[8:19:14 PM] Jarl Ballin: but at the same time
[8:19:16 PM] Jarl Ballin: a huge shart

[8:19:29 PM] Lars M: Unfortunately that is not how it works


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Oct 18, 2014
@ 3:51 am
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joshpeck:

this isn’t the dog park

joshpeck:

this isn’t the dog park

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Oct 18, 2014
@ 2:50 am
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demnewswire:

Congratulations, Arizona!

demnewswire:

Congratulations, Arizona!

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Oct 17, 2014
@ 10:39 pm
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ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

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Oct 17, 2014
@ 10:16 pm
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smoakandswan:

#actual life ruining character

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Oct 17, 2014
@ 4:32 am
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kelledia - Yuanyang rice terraces, China. 

This exists.

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Oct 16, 2014
@ 6:37 pm
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banishedbara:

It’s getting close to winter here in Colorado, and I hate winter. So I drew a grumpy sleeping Darius, covered in Poros. Enjoy.

banishedbara:

It’s getting close to winter here in Colorado, and I hate winter.
So I drew a grumpy sleeping Darius, covered in Poros.
Enjoy.

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Oct 14, 2014
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